Armed and Highly Dangerous

Can i fuckin stopo gettin dreams when i sleep n get booze instead cuz if i got booze for sleepin id get a fuckton more rest 

I ad a dream that i fuckin went ta prison what the shit?

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

doitforduchess:

twippyfan:

Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt

Ohhh my GOD YES.

doitforduchess:

twippyfan:

Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt

Ohhh my GOD YES.

nellabird:

Would 15 bother you more?

I don’t mean to be rude or spiteful, I’m just curious.

I might actually make you 14 cookies shaped like little 14’s…

Nah itd be bout the same like just the one-number difference is what gets ta me?

Hot damn ya should totally fuckin do that for me.

nellabird:

14bulletsforyourhead:

Thats kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda important ta remember, heh.

Why?

Because it will irk you if I maybe only make 13 cookies for you? ;y

Yeah. But like id be glad if ya made me some fuckin cookies even if its only 13 cuz cookies are fuckin amazin but thats one less than 14 n aint that annoyin when theres one less thing than the fuckin right number like.

Id be glad as all shit but id also be all ‘whoa fuck somethin aint right bout this number’.

I dunno man i dunno.

nellabird:

14bulletsforyourhead:

I mean if yall gonna fuckin unfollow me at least ave the fuckin decency ta leave me with 14 followers ya know what i mean? I mean fuckin shit people have some goddamn fuckin courtesy

I forgot how specific you lot are with your numbers.

Thats kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda important ta remember, heh.

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

Jesus fuck i aint good at this bloggin thing.

nellabird:

14bulletsforyourhead:

I ad a dream that id lost all but eleven followers on this account n that made me angry nough ta log in and bitch bout it

Pfft.

I mean if yall gonna fuckin unfollow me at least ave the fuckin decency ta leave me with 14 followers ya know what i mean? I mean fuckin shit people have some goddamn fuckin courtesy

I ad a dream that id lost all but eleven followers on this account n that made me angry nough ta log in and bitch bout it

oa-ar15:

The Lakeside Machine Razorback - .22LR belt fed AR upper

oa-ar15:

The Lakeside Machine Razorback - .22LR belt fed AR upper